Still in Love With My Ex - Why God, Why?

Are you thinking to yourself: "If love is such a beautiful thing, why is the feeling so horrible?", don't worry, it can get better - fast. The first step is identifying what you want - which you've obviously done - you want your ex back. I mean, that IS what you want, isn't it? You don't want to love 'em from a distance and put out a creepy-weirdo-stalker vibe, right? Good, you've passed step numbero uno (that means number one... I thought I'd tell that because you know... some people are slower than others).

The next step is identifying what's preventin' you from getting them back right now. Seriously, what's stoppin' you? Is it her new gigantic boyfriend? Take Moby Dick down by throwing a brick at him (kidding... seriously, don't do that). Is it his new sleezy-trashy girlfriend? Go to that dirty diner she no-doubt works at and "accidentally" trip her so she falls at the right angle and smacks her face on the counter, breaking both of her front teeth (again, just kidding).

Back to serious mode: what's really stopping you? Was it something you did in the past relationship? Apologize, then apologize again, then give them room and play it cooler than ever. Like a combination of the Fonz and David Caruso - that kind of cool. The combination of cool and roominess (now defined as: to give them room... in the dictionary of awesome, anyway) places an uneasy sense of anxiety and curiosity in their conscious and/or subconscious mind. You'll get them asking some pretty wicked-thought-provoking questions like...

"I wonder what 'x' is doing... why hasn't 'x' called yet... 'x' IS gonna' call, right?... what if 'x' is with another person RIGHT NOW?!..."

The thought process and anxiety gradually builds to the point where they'll feel a sense of urgency to contact you. Oh yeah... x = you! It's like high school math class all over, minus the boredom.

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