Specific Reasons Why Men Leave

On average, we break up with women for similar reasons that women break up with us. But as you know, we are less tolerable and we have very specific needs and requests. Sometimes we'll work with you, but after all the heart-to-hearts and "I promises…", if it's not what we want, we'll keep trying until we get it.


Whining/Complaining
· "Why didn't you wash my car when you were out there washing yours?"
· "We never go anywhere."
· "Don't pinch my ass in public."

Playing Us like We're Dumb
· "I always wait six months before I have sex with my new boyfriend."
· "This is my real hair."
· "The baby is yours."

Unsupportive
· "You're too old to start a rap career."
· "No, your mom can't move in."
· "Hell no, you cannot sleep with my best friend!"

Taking Advantage
· "Can you pay my sister's car note too?"
· "I will look for a job once I get over the shock of losing my last one."
· "I need more money to get my nails and toes done too."

Drama
· "I will slap that bitch if she calls my house again!"
· "You think you crazy? I'mma show you crazy!"
· "Who drank all the apple juice?!"

Big Changes
· "It's just weight from the pregnancy. It'll fall off."
· "We have too much sex. Let's take a break"
· "I'm ready to get married."

Unappreciative
· "Why didn't you get it in black instead?"
· "This doesn't fit right."
· "You should do this more often."

Neglectful
· "I'm too tired. Maybe tomorrow night."
· "Oh, I forgot. I'll pick it up tomorrow."
· "It's only your regular season game. I'll attend when the playoffs begin."