Get Your Ex Back - Can You Do Basic Math?

Your skills as an amateur mathematician are actually irrelevant, I only mentioned it to contrast how easy it is to get your ex back. There's a word for my crafty-title-word-wizardry but my vocabulary is an epic failure. Oh yeah, and I can't pat my head and rub my belly at the same time - there was an incident with a cheese grater and an apple... another story for another day.

So this whole "getting your ex back" business, it seems tricky right? The information constantly shoved in your face like cake into Christie Allie's is that you should treat 'em like a king or queen. Give them flowers and kisses and chocolate and a Mercedes. The problem with this (besides the boat load of cash you'd have to spend to make them happy) is that you're setting the relationship up for failure.

I mean seriously, you're setting a standard at which the relationship must CONSISTENTLY be at. If you're not consistent with the flowers and the chocolates they'll think that nothing has changed, you'll break up again and rather than consistently staying happy with each other you'll be consistently making up and breaking up until someone says it's enough (or you know, you run out of cash for those ridiculously overpriced flowers).

I know I said flowers and chocolates like I'm strictly talkin' about dudes wanting to get their chicks back but the same applies for the opposite. Replace flowers and chocolates with whatever you would give the dude you want back (could be a physical product, physical/emotional connection, etc.).

One idea that has worked very well for others in the past is to play the desperate-clingy roll in the beginning. Text messages, e-mails, phone calls, voicemails, etc. but don't overdo it. This probably goes without saying but restraining order = bad.

After you've mastered that roll and they're totally sick of you, out of nowhere just stop calling, stop texting, etc... NO CONTACT. Wait... what? Yeah, you read that right.

The abrupt change of "holy clingy Batman" to "where'd they go?" will shock their subconscious mind (the one that makes the real decisions) and they'll start to ask themselves questions like "where's is "x"... I wonder what "x" is doing... is "x" gonna' call tonight?", etc. Then THEY'LL be the ones that call YOU. Now you get to play it cool!

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