Get My Ex Back - Please?

Oh, you want me to do it? Well alright, but don't wait up. Alright, let me channel into serious-mode so I can actually be helpful. Be right back, I'll have to get into a deep trance through hours of Yoga to get my chi together.

Okay, so getting' your ex back ain't that hard pawtna' (like 'partner', only awesome). It'll require an old potato sack, some rope, one of those gigantic rolls of duct tape, a ski mask, an all-black van and a driver. Oh wait, you want to know how you can legally and ethically get them back... my bad.

In that case, step one is figuring out where it went bad. Did you too it and screw things up or did they? Was it a mutual separation or did one ditch the other like a bag of weed out of the window when a nearby cop turns on the siren? Facts be important business; it'll affect the actions you need to take... although there are some basic schools of thought if you will, that'll work no matter what kind of situation you're in.

The first totally rad idea is to call them, talk to them and "accidentally" bump into them... a lot. No so much that they want a restraining order, but frequently enough that they'll notice that you're chattin' to 'em... a lot. Do that for like a month then suddenly stop callin' and talkin' to them altogether (unless they initiate it). This'll totally freak the conscious and subconscious thinkin', which is what you want. You especially want to work with the subconscious mind...

If you don't know what that is, it's basically that thing that automatically makes you do things without having to consciously think about 'em. If you do the above, what you've done is conditioned her subconscious mind to literally EXPECT a call from you. When that call doesn't happen, the fancy subconscious mind starts to ask questions like "Why hasn't he called me? He's gonna' call, right? Is he out with someone else?"... those start to work their way into their conscious thinking and then THEY'LL take the initiative to call YOU.

Its mind control only less creepy... and you don't have to carry a rabbit in your big black magician hat.

For more information on how to pull your ex back or figure out how to get your ex back, click the links. They're the super fancy underlined things that take you to other pages. Oh you crazy Internet, how I love you so.