14th April 2007
1. She won't like it. Whether you are staying in a five star beachfront hotel or a luxury private villa (my personal preference) she won't be happy and will constantly refer back to her trip to Bexhill in 1974, which was much "nicer".
2. The food won't...
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04th April 2007
Over the years I seem to have amused and delighted many friends and colleagues by composing funny poems and writing them in their birthday cards. I have now decided to publish my anthology of wit, humour and downright rudeness for the world to enjoy!
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30th March 2007
Teach your kids to be strong swimmers. If your chosen villa has its own pool (as most do) your children will probably want to spend the majority of their time in the water. By the end of the fortnight, they will be swimming like fish, thus leaving your wi...
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