Author RSSSigns That You Have Grown Up
Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.You hear your favorite song in an elevator.You watch the Weather Channel.Your friends marry an...
Here I am sitting in my office @ night.
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…Thinking hard about lifeHow it changed from a maverick college life to strict professional life……How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks but then why it gives lesss happiness&hell...
never mess with your HR
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchang...
A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.Student: Please teacher, I don’t think I want to study history.Teacher: Why?Student: There is no future in it.Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and ...
Faith
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with GOD, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and…..
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof : Is God good?
Stu...
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs the husband asked sarcastically, ...
Life is about correcting mistakes
Monica married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Monica’s mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With Rs.1000 deposit amount.Mother: ‘Monica, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When the...
What is love?
A student asks a teacher, “What is love?” The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pi...
Way to go…
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, “Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!” “Whoa, what the hell happened to him?”“Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he...
Inspiring thoughts
1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! 2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is likeexpecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.3. Beauty is...
outlook tips
Get Access to Blocked Attachments in Outlook
To gain access to blocked attachments in Outlook:
· Select Run… from the Start menu.
· Type "regedit".
· Hit Return.
· Travel down to this key: HKEY_CURRENT_...
Presence of Mind
Once, a dog lost his way deep into the jungle.He almost fainted to see a lion coming straight to him at a very near distant.“I will be dead today”, thought he.There were some bones lying over there.He turned his back towards lion and started p...
Height of misunderstanding
Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:“I have great news: I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby!The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tel...
Making a baby
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife good-bye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.&r...
Husbands for Sale !!!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the at...