There is a world wide controversy going on over whether a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable. The US Supreme court ruled in Nix v. Hedden that a tomato is a vegetable. John McCain stood 900 out of 900th in his Naval Academy class. Then his mind was further damaged by repeated physical and mental torture and brainwashing where the North Vietnamese and their Russian and Chinese allies programmed his mind to believe, “The United States is the Great Satan. It must be destroyed at all costs. The ends justify the means.” Now his mind is suffering the ravages of Alzheimer’s Rage. What’s his handicap? George Bush is a 13.
Have you ever seen irrational Alzheimer’s rage? People who their whole lives were calm, cool and collected, bright, articulate and kind, all of a sudden turn into irrational, loud, belligerent, violent, racist shouting animals. Doesn’t it bother you that his fellow Republican Senators say that John McCain being President sends a cold chill of fear up their spine because of his irrational hot tempered rages, and every time you see him John is smiling, good natured, funny, calm, cool and collected Mister Rogers. “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, the fundamentals of the economy are strong, no weak, no strong, no weak. The reason for the economic crisis is that the fundamentals of the economy are strong.”
The Ryder Cup begins Friday morning at Valhalla Golf Club in Louisville, Kentucky. Golfers from all over the world play nicely together and by the same rules because they work. They don’t worry about who wrote the rules. They don’t demonize each other and kill each other because some of them call God of Mount Sinai, who gave the rules, the 10 commandments, to Moses, Jesus and Mohammed, Jesus Christ or God the Father or The Holy Spirit or Allah or Yehovah or Tiger Woods. Tiger, an African American Buddhist will be sitting this one out after just having won the U.S. Open on one leg. If Tiger Woods can win the US Open on one leg, then John McCain can lead American foreign policy and the economy with only one brain.
Ben Hogan wrote a book called “Five Lessons: The Modern Fundamentals of Golf” which has stood the test of time. When Charlie Gibson asked Sarah Palin the softball question “What is your view of the Bush Doctrine?” he incorrectly assumed that after being a mayor, Governor, tanning consultant and having been brainwashed for two weeks by the McCain neocon foreign policy team they would have told her what the Bush Doctrine was. When Carly Fiorina said yesterday that neither John McCain nor Sarah Palin was qualified to run a company, John McCain said to her in a fury, “You’re a bigger moose hunter than Cindy!”
Samuel Ryder made his fortune selling garden seeds for a penny. Is inflation an economic fundamental? Barack Obama keeps his left arm straight and has endlessly said that he plans to cut taxes for everyone except the 1% of people earning over $250,000 per year. How many packages of garden seeds can you buy with that? John McCain and Sarah Palin are swift boating Barack Obama by repeating endlessly that Barack Obama is going to raise taxes on everyone, and the media is only too happy to broadcast these outright lies over and over again and collect huge money from advertisers for doing it.
This is how the media turned John Kerry from a decorated war hero into a fake and George Bush into a heroic navy war pilot landing on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln declaring “Mission Accomplished!” five years ago. He who laughs last laughs best, and the fabulously wealthy ten families who own the media are now scared out of their minds that George Bush and John McCain, the self proclaimed “deregulator” have now cost them their fortunes.
The first fundamental of golf, whether you are George Bush or Osama bin Laden is the grip. Your ball doesn’t care if you are a Muslim, Christian, Jew or Buddhist. It only cares about the swing speed and the squareness and solidity of contact. John McCain and Barack Obama are arguing over where is the central front on the war on Islam, Iraq or Afghanistan? Sarah Palin says, “Why beat around the bush, lets invade Russia.” Sarah Palin and John McCain go on and on about how the Muslims are coming to get you and are Hell bent on destroying America. The Muslims don’t need to invade the US – they can just buy it.
Where is the central front on the war on Islam? George Bush publicly declared a Christian Crusade against Islam in 2003. Sarah Palin is screaming like a madwoman “Charlie, don’t blink now but the Iraq War is a task from God for all Christians to attack Muslims.” The reason that she says to the troops heading for Iraq that they are going to fight the perpetrators of 911 is because 911 was a Muslim declaration of war on the United States, if you believe that Lee Harvey Oswald had a magic bullet. John McCain and Joe Lieberman are ranting that they have to bomb, bomb, bomb, the Islamofascists. Why not just challenge them to a putting contest, winner takes the world?
It would be nice if seven years after 911 our leaders knew where the central front on the war on terror was. How would you like to visit your opthamologist and he says to you, “What’s an eye?” The central front of the war on Islamofascism is, you aren’t going to believe this, three sentences in the Koran, written 50 years after the illiterate Muhammad died, by a bunch of ancient bloggers who believed in creationism and that the earth is flat and stands still. The Koran says, “Make war on the infidels, Jews and Christians, (Sura 9:5, 29-30) and in return I will give you eternal paradise, 72 virgins, 180,000 servants each, crystal clear streams and wine with no hangovers.” (Sura 56, Hadith). How would you like to have 180,000 caddies?
There is no central front on the war on terror aka the war on radical Muslim extremism aka the war on Islam. The central front on the war on terror is the Koran and everywhere where these words in the Koran have been drilled into the heads of Muslim people from birth, from central Africa across the Middle East to Indonesia, 1.3 billion people. This is why you have Hamas and Hezbollah in Palestine, Lebanon, Syria, Iraq, Iran, Yemen, Al Qaeda, Afghanistan and our allies in nuclear armed Pakistan firing on our pilots chasing Osama bin Laden, who died years ago and was replaced by Clairol bin Laden. Ellen is the new Cover Girl.
What is your handicap? How would you like to run for President of the United States of America with black skin, a Muslim father and the middle name of Hussein? That has to be worth at least 3 strokes a side. Barack Obama then chose Joe Biden over Hillary and Bill “Surplus” Clinton for added degree of difficulty.
The passages in the Old and New Testament commanding the slaughter of the infidels, Heathen, for raptures, and New Jerusalems, world domination and Messiahs are too numerous to mention and this is why Jesus Christ, the Jewish born Rabbi and Messiah of Christianity and Islam said that when he returned he would command all of his angels to bring all of the people and the 2 tablets (the fundamental rules on how to get along and survive) into God of Mount Sinai’s Temple and burn the Tares, the Bibles, the Old Testament, the New Testament and the Koran (Matt. 13:24-30 KJV) – to purify the three Abrahamic Religions until they are one, so that we can all get back to working on our fundamentals. Go Zinger!