Wedding toasts are meant to be light hearted most of the time. Although I do understand why a lot people get emotional while delivering their speech. Instead of telling you how not to get emotional, I would rather just provide some humorous quotes that you might be able to work into your speech somehow.

Here are a few humorous lines you can utilize in a toast:

, we understand that you have had to kiss a lot of toads before finding a handsome prince.

, did you know there is not just two rings you are responsible for here? You also have the suffering and enduring that comes along with marriage.

Did you know what the definition of marriage is? It is an arrangement between a man and woman whereby they are mutually agreeing that she will get her way.

, don’t worry, by next year you will probably forget the date that this ceremony took place on. However, the easiest way to remember is to forget it once.

Men who have pierced ears are great for marriage. They have already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

, you are a very lucky man. Your wife always looks great and dresses to kill. She also cooks exactly the same way.
A good wife knows one thing. She must always forgive her husband when she is wrong.

Just please keep in mind, you always want to keep your toasts tasteful. I was sitting in a wedding a couple of months ago and when a friend of the groom got up to say something and then referred to what was going to happen later that night, it was just an awkward feeling. Just remember to keep things light hearted but try not to say things that would make the bride or groom feel uncomfortable. The same applies to the guests that will be listening in on what you have to say.