The following signs may help you decide if your boyfriend or -husband may be gay.
He may be gay if:
-his razor is in the bath tub or shower.
-his magazine collection contains Men's Fitness Magazines.
-his magazine collection contains a lot of fashion magazines.
-he works in retail.
-he does regular facials.
-he actually likes to dance.
-he doesn't have a lisp but it sounds like he does.
-he has had sex with another man.
-his music collection contains Christina or Justin.
-he is still walking when the treadmill hits 6 miles per hour.
He's likely gay if:
-he likes gay pornography.
-he's a waiter.
-his name is Chad, Jeremy or Josh.
-he shaves his body hair.
-he has a d--k in his mouth.
-he calls his male friends girlfriend.
-he calls anything fabulous.
-he watches day time television, or any show about cooking or decorating
-he watches Will & Grace.
-when he is asked if he is gay, he has to think about his answer and answers in a politically correct way.
-he has a loofah in the shower.
-he works at: The Gap, Old Navy or The Banana Republic.
-he is obsessed with body image.
-his music collection contains a lot of house or techno.
-he knows who Margaret Cho is.
He's more than likely gay if:
-he's a hairdresser.
-he likes hardcore supposedly straight pornography, the harder it is, the gayer he is.
-he has more underwear than you.
-his diet contains any of the following: E, K, G Crystal or Poppers.
-he spends a lot of time dancing with his shirt off.
-he chooses to go by Stephen, Patrick or Jonathan.
when asked if he is gay, he aggressively answer that he is straight.
-he's had a d--k in both hands - one in his mouth and one in his butt at the same time.
-he prefers to have sex with other men.
-he also has a boyfriend.
-most of his female friends are overweight.
-he is far more attractive than you.
-he has more girlfriends than guy friends.
-his wardrobe consists of shirts that have Old Navy, Gap, Banana Republic or Abercrombie logos on them.
-he watches Friends.
-he knows what a loofah is.
-he lives in the city and still drives a pick up truck.
-he's a male figure skater.
-his music collection contains any of the following: Madonna, Britney, Kylie, Barbara, Celine, Shania or Cher.
He's definitely gay if:
-if he has ever been involved in a gay bashing.
-he is not the parent of a male figure skater, yet, he likes watching figure skating.
Lindsay Wincherauk is a co-author of Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories - A Guide to the Perils of Dating (How not to become a bar regular).
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